Faen Gods
From AkashicRecord
[edit] A list of some Faen Gods
| Name | Description | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rockus | God of rocks falling and squishing things | ||||
| Wigly Legs | God of things with many legs (many being more than 4) | ||||
| Koban | God of meat falling down from heaven (after shooting down a hippogriff and cooking it up for dinner that night) | ||||
| Grispa | God of getting stuck between the bars of a wrought-iron fence (self-explanatory) | ||||
| Flisp | Goddess of getting unstuck from between the bars of a wrought-iron fence (ditto) | ||||
| Stilikkit | God of idiots jumping into dark holes full of posionous centipedes to help your friends when you're almost dead yourself (a good god to thank if you survive, especially if you get a Hero Point afterwards, too) | ||||
| Orimor | God of success in quests for creepy and mysterious employers (prayed to after being hired by the Jaren) | ||||
| Torichir | Lord of Battling those you Outnumber | ||||
| Einedrin | Mistress of Chivalry on the war field | ||||
| Mjlnr | God of fighting with hammers | ||||
| Oehalnoe | bearded God of Seeing the Opposing Force for the First Time | ||||
| Belo | God of Wine | ||||
| Corathias | Goddess of True Love found early in life. | ||||
| Jey | God of I'm not your baby's father! (Father of Bageir, forsethor) | ||||
| Jeya | Goddess of oh you damn sure are! (Mother of Bageir, forsethor) | ||||
| Loreli | Lady of smokeless fires (sister of Boraal) | ||||
| Dorm | God of unfriendly terrain (cousin of Agoir) | ||||
| Hu-ring | God of making Giants cold. | ||||
| Boraal | Lord of smoke (brother of loreli) | ||||
| Agoir | God of distant Seas (Cousin of Dorm) | ||||
| Bageir | Goddess of bad sonnets (sister of Jey) | ||||
| Mistr | Lord of hard to say True Names | ||||
| Fullia | Goddess of good handwriting | ||||
| Mimor | God of magical well-springs | ||||
| Yeotch | God of hanging upside down till all the blood runs to your head and you pass out, dying in a coma days later. | ||||
| Ydelfun | personification of youth | ||||
| Fersethor | Lawyer of the Gods (son of Jey & Jeya, brother of Bageir) | ||||
| Hemish | Guardian of Rope Bridges | ||||
| Beodin | God of innocence and Light | ||||
| Lodun | Lord of bad puns | ||||
| Aud | god of hungry Cows | ||||
| Estre | Goddess of buried dry goods | ||||
| Blind Hod | God of Darkness, not evil, just lack of light source. | ||||
| Splelch | God of spilling sauce down the front of your shirt. | ||||
| Stigzan | God of that stinging feeling in your eyes when you're around smoke. | ||||
| Ub | God of unnecessarily long names. | ||||
| Saywhassi | Goddess of foreigners who mispronounce names. | ||||
| Etebidi | God of when sunlight shines on dust motes. | ||||
| Owchiwha | Goddess of sparks that land on exposed skin. | ||||
| Midli | God of Drunken Sprite Boxing (not like a drunken fighting style...but literally sprites getting drunk and punching each other for the entertainment of others) | ||||
| Whupra | god of athames | ||||
| Korkor | god of drinking steins | ||||
| Chevron | god of Faen mage blades who kick ass. | ||||
| Yaaah | goddess of the long sprint from danger | ||||
| Terrak | god of lost causes and foolish quests | ||||
| Ata | goddess of rash infatuation | ||||
| Latis | goddess of beer (and twin sister of Ata) | ||||
| Brakin | god of wine and fellowship (husband of Latis) | ||||
| Plurr | god of universal love (as exhibited by hippies and candy-ravers) | ||||
| Sodaqi | god who abstains from vices so you don't have to | ||||
| Ragnar | god of surviving getting smacked to negative hit points | ||||
| Jiana | goddess of stunningly lucky breaks (as in, on third double-or-nothing shot you finally hit the bullseye) | ||||
| Swiveth | god of explosive rage (who perpetually follows in Jiana's wake) | ||||
| Banca | goddess of putting things on top of other things (no, i'm kidding, but feel free to use her) | ||||
| Tayvi | goddess of doll-making | ||||
| Stochas | god of irrational ideas that turn out to be true | ||||
| Kalon | god of beauty that is more than skin-deep | ||||
| Cralizec | god of things spiraling out of control | ||||
| Ulsho | god of getting even | ||||
| Adar | god that keeps creatures away from the campfire's light | ||||
| Awen | goddess of inspiration that must be expressed (she can be blamed when you shoot your mouth off inappropriately! yay!) | ||||
| Zohak | god of one's perceptions of those one deems to be enemies | ||||
| Guju | god of breakdowns in communication (he can be summoned by playing a game of 'telephone,' and is also present when you receive threatening messages intended for the previous tenant) | ||||
| Korveld | god of fields in summertime | ||||
| Harano | god of indulging oneself without satisfaction | ||||
| Anumak | goddess of becoming endearingly tongue-tied in the presence of a sweetheart | ||||
| Valvalis | goddess of shifting winds | ||||
| Bujh | god of Faen belly-wrestling | ||||
| Xatria | goddess of wives | ||||
| Kuyo | god of riding dogs | ||||
| Wren | god of comedic voices, sounds, and gestures | ||||
| Aaronora | goddess of Faen beauty | ||||
| Zarmatuk | god of monastics, ascetics, and poor schmoes who can't afford a carriage ride | ||||
| Heyugimmebakmitrink | god of the Faen tavern | ||||
| Chella | goddess of overlarge fleamarkets | ||||
| Unomya | goddess of righteous war and victory | ||||
| Dinji | god of the poor | ||||
| Meever | god of penmanship (for when one must write down something important very fast) | ||||
| Koo | goddess of looking innocent (a very useful thing when one has done something wrong) | ||||
| Jastor | god of elegance (for when one must impress someone) | ||||
| Hi'upa | god of ledges (a good place to be when there is danger below you) | ||||
| Ega | goddess of running out of magic (said in a curse when one's alotment of spells has been burned through) | ||||
| Eko | God of Bodyless Voices (can be heard down wells and in canyons) | ||||
| Klikkit | god of noisy pebbles and twigs that snap underfoot | ||||
| Slarish | goddess of slick spots on the dungeon floor | ||||
| Uvik | god of runaway vehicles | ||||
| Misalee | goddess of protection while bathing | ||||
| Bigall | god of having the sun in your eyes | ||||
| Nuvenal | goddess of safety from carnivores that other races consider pets | ||||
| Smeorg | god of improvised thrown weapons | ||||
| Shastalal | goddess of exits you hope your enemies are too large to follow you through | ||||
| Maunican | goddess of having one's boredom relieved by a disaster | ||||
| Ravnor | god of having the enemies of one's enemies arrive at an opportune time | ||||
| Lugia | goddess of justly-deserved karma delivered by an act of nature | ||||
| Harnesh | god of turnips | ||||
| yold Toe | god of missing left socks | ||||
| Litzorn Monkeylint | god child of mysterious "stuff" found at the bottom of packs. | ||||
| Shuuballoo | godess of contemplating the navel (spacing out) | ||||
| Sam Durlybur (aka the Giver, aka BurlyDurly) | god of good ale, gambling, and tasty bar snacks! | ||||
| R'ndolfskot | god of trick-shots and high DC Ride checks. | ||||
| ChurlyTmple | god of dressing up as a small human girl child in order to escape from palace guards. Same god for successfully making Perform -Acting, and Perform | Dancing checks in front of said guards... | |||
| Minestlee | goddess of chocolate gifts. | ||||
| Skrit!-skrit!-plop! | god of skipping stones on ponds. | ||||
| Migrana | goddess of massive headaches | ||||
| Walgrom | God of Cheese | ||||
| Ekalrebmit | God of Bad Bards | ||||
| Strega | God of Evil Mother in Laws | ||||
| Ujust Madthawup | God of humans accusing Faen of making up false gods. | ||||
| Hahyunomi | God of random strangers who talk to you for no reason. (generally expressed as HEY HAHYUNOMI!?) | ||||
| Yithyukka | god of that stuff that grows between your toes if you spend too much time in the jungle without changing your socks | ||||
| Yippiskippi | god of happily dancing on damp grass with no shoes on | ||||
| Guryupp | god of building lodgings that are tall enough that the neighbors pets who mistake your for a chew toy cannot get in | ||||
| Uliyupp | god of convincing little human girls that you are not a doll to be played with | ||||
| Zumdae | god of being jealous of sprytes just because they can fly and you cannot yet | ||||
| tinle | god of Faen belly lint | ||||
| Eepflag | god of flat beers | ||||
| Umbumb | goddess of brown leaves not fallen from trees | ||||
| Tuwingle | god of splinters | ||||
| Wakaa | goddess of pinbones in catfish | ||||
| Pingthalalangithicania | god of short names | ||||
| Plonith | god of swallowed teeth | ||||
| Weeth Ta | goddess of snipe hunts | ||||
| Zathrath | godess of toothless smiles | ||||
| Wakaa | goddess of repitition (not the same Wakaa as above) | ||||
| Woink | god of heavy sighs | ||||
| Bluff | God of games of chance. | ||||
| Canage | God of cheating at games of chance. | ||||
| Hein | God of getting caught while cheating at games of chance. The humorless brother of Canage. | ||||
| Boink | God of running into hard immovable objects while running at high speed. Particularly despised by Quicklings. | ||||
| Frenk | God of forgetting everything you know at an inoportune moment. Particularly despised by Loresongs. | ||||
| Dgvkolfgvmzfsa | Godess of unpronouncable names. | ||||
| Walgronk | god of blasting kobolds with mudball | ||||
| Hurtzleekhek | god of passing kidney stones | ||||
| Ni | God of sonic attacks and shrubbery | ||||
| Aaauuugh | God of animated monsters. | ||||
| Walgronka | god of blasting goblins with mudball | ||||
| Goison | God of Half-cocked plans | ||||
| Ottigan | God of Eldritch Webs | ||||
| Sha | Goddess of bad cooks that think they're good cooks | ||||
| Keela | God of patience when traveling with the naive and gullible | ||||
| Oi | Goddess of exasperation of the behavior of new friends | ||||
| Olla | The goddess of finding the kinds of employees you need in a pinch | ||||
| Bluah | goddes of aversion to icky things | ||||
| Mantu | god of little boy's worship of thier fathers | ||||
| Hellek | godess of forgetting somthing very, very important to someone that you love | ||||
| Grooviegh | god of euphoria in the face of adverse cirucmstances. | ||||
| Stone | god of alteranative words for "truly" (as in "stone", "slam", "plumb") | ||||
| Sem ("the Unforseen") | the god of small, overlooked details. | ||||
| Hellit | goddess of healing your fallen enemies so that someday your enemies might show you the same mercy | ||||
| Broth Hubrar | God of empty stomachs | ||||
| Skirtch | Lord of Unscratchable Itches | ||||
| Dagoo | Cat god of entropy (lives in my house) | ||||
| Bitter Dreg | God of soapscum | ||||
| Baran Kith | Goddess of knife wounds | ||||
| The Skirtling Three (who are brothers) | Umm | God of amnesia, Oop | God of vertigo, Eww | God of nausea | |
| Heathlee Shee | Goddess of long wet hair | ||||
| Sandeig | God of the Green Flash | ||||
| Zeera | The god of running really fast | ||||
| Fakosh | The god that empowers Faen to suceed at combat when larger races fail. | ||||
| Heertiz | The God of finding something suddenly in your hand that you really, really needed. | ||||
| O'wow | The Goddess of seeing something really cool for the first time ever. | ||||
| O'wowow, and co | Owow's many daughters are all named after her and enjoy the worship of all Faen who see progressively more and more cool things all together at the same time. Owow is believed to have at least ten daughters...the Faen who invoked the youngest and 'most special' was believed to be a spryte who accidentally dropped into a Elven Royal Gala on Midsummer's Eve on some distant world. | ||||
| Skubidoobidoo | The God of racing your friends to the food. One of the fastest of the Gods. | ||||
| Shagi | The God of clearing your plate off first so you can go back for seconds. Great friend and rival of Skubidoobidoo. | ||||
| Vylmah | The goddess of strange and improbable plans that actually work sometimes. | ||||
| Daafnih | The Goddess of looking really good while running away. A favorite of many vain Faen. Also called the Goddess of 'lovely |-
Faen bait for the trap.' || | ||||
| Mys'tri Ma'Shin | The God of never becoming something else's dinner by dint of excessive speed. | ||||
| Gess Stah | The faceless God of people you talk to and do stuff with and then never see again, even though their name sticks with you for a long time. | ||||
| Selibriti | The Goddess of being famous for no good reason, but famous nonetheless. | ||||
| Kwirk | The God of oddly memorable mannerisms. | ||||
| Eynstyn | the god of brilliant and absentminded folk. We were talking about gods, right? | ||||
| Lor'A'L | The goddess of perfect paint jobs on all your nails, and wings, and washoff tattoes, and REALLY good hair days. A real snob who presides over a host of lesser fashion gods and goddesses whose names come in and out of favor. | ||||
| Zwaikzlar | god of catastrophic failure. Often follows on the heels of a failure to acknowledge Sem the Unforseen. | ||||
| Piffle | God of frustration | ||||
| Seersha | Goddess of being subtle when attacking. Twin of Kerbo. Enemy of Jonay and Vivsaw. | ||||
| Kerbo | God of being subtle in delicate social situations. Twin of Seersha. Enemy of Jonay and Vivsaw. | ||||
| Versab | God of quipping in combat. | ||||
| Jonay | God of rudeness when talking to enemies. Twin of Vivsaw. Enemy of Seersha and Kerbo. | ||||
| Vivsaw | Godess of rudeness when talking to potential allies. Twin of Jonay. Enemy of Seersha and Kerbo. | ||||
| Lath | God of chaotic combat. | ||||
| Dumas | God of forgetting things, particularly how easily one can be defeated. | ||||
| Dratar | God of missed shots and spells. | ||||
| Tessla | God of electricity. | ||||
| Oak | God of standing still. | ||||
| Dulldrums | God of boredom. | ||||
| Wendor | God of poorly planned frontal assaults. | ||||
| Cripesok | God of bad luck in poorly planned combat. | ||||
| Riskava | God of strategy for those that have none. | ||||
| Annateeth | Goddess of River Stones | ||||
| Wamaroo | God of the Roar of Waterfalls | ||||
| Juasthon | God of Moving through air without wings | ||||
| Derrah | Goddess of Rope | ||||
| Nevick | God of Chasms | ||||
| Mieeela | Goddess of Rain | ||||
| Grittled | God of Twisted branchs | ||||
| Genowd | God of Small straight branchs | ||||
| Larawied | Goddess of Strong Straight Branchs | ||||
| Haunka | God of Feathers | ||||
| Elleen | Goddess of Wind | ||||
| Fedora | God of Hawks | ||||
| Folted | God of Clouds | ||||
| Bopar | God of Bubbling brooks | ||||
| Keenith | Goddess of Sharp Edges | ||||
| Karnath | Goddess of River Rapids | ||||
| Kolot | God of Sticky syrup | ||||
| Rolanon | God of Curving roads | ||||
| Redisha | Goddess of Blue cloth | ||||
| Mooba | God of Mud | ||||
| Olandale | God of Overgrown roads | ||||
| Calastae | Goddess of Campfire Songs | ||||
| Obanion | The god of bad luck in mediocrely-planned combat. | ||||
| Sauv-mat | The god of thinking one is about to be crushed into obilivion. | ||||
| Jeladorn | The god of being knocked unconscious and thinking that you won't wake up. | ||||
| Tartulat | The god of imitating turtles. | ||||
| Aymerdh | God of accidents, botches, and ill luck. | ||||
| Fichucuite | Goddess of the bad after effect of drunkenness. | ||||
| Goboletrol | God of fighting a duel to the death with grotesque weapons. | ||||
| Grehwan | God of short-sightedness and enduring grudges. | ||||
| Grognargh | God of creatures that bite people and growl. | ||||
| Jacina | Goddess of bunchs of wild flowers. | ||||
| Jayladal | Goddess of meals and feasts. | ||||
| Lesgogos | God of nemesis. | ||||
| Salblag | Goddess of hoax and practical jokes. | ||||
| Zlippabum | Goddess of slipping on miscellaneous items like banana skins and falling. | ||||
| Daio | insane, shapshifting god of destroying campiagns, especially by infinitely stupid (or simply broken and destructive) plans. | ||||
| Muppet | God of stupid plans that are doomed to fail. (Most who mention the name Muppet believe he is actually the god of ingenious plans). | ||||
| Fraggle (Close friend to Muppet) | God of convincing your friends that your stupid plan is ingenious. | ||||
| Dembu | God of dead ends when hunting for something important. | ||||
| Sesilk | Goddess of not getting what you want from your employers. | ||||
| Jokol | God of hiding from bandits. | ||||
| Ribast | God of being a sneaky rat bastard. | ||||
| Cursor | God of snapping dry twigs. Twin of Snegat. | ||||
| Snegat | God of sneaking at full tilt. Twin of Cursor. | ||||
| Jasee | Goddess of happy traveling coincidences. | ||||
| Enkompititentgitt | god of Adepts who lose their familiars | ||||
| Damiphynoe | goddess of Akashic memory failure | ||||
| Falstyrhup | god of Akashics who fail their ride checks | ||||
| Rhanoutatyme | god of procrastination | ||||
| Hoofhearted | god of jokes that are in bad taste | ||||
| Icemelted | god of making a bad joke even worse | ||||
| Bhabevins | god of hardy breakfasts | ||||
| Sawd | the god of growing grass | ||||
| Rhagoo | god of vegetable paste | ||||
| Schpatchula | goddess of cooking utensils | ||||
| Az'Krakadon | god of early rising dinosaurs | ||||
| S'Nor | the god of staying awake so long that the names of some gods seem funny | ||||
| Thalda | Goddess of slaying witches in steaming lakes. | ||||
| Spica | The god of dying by inches. | ||||
| Kesseb | The god of large spider attacks. | ||||
| Nin | The goddess of weakening by spider poison. | ||||
| Sewelba | The god of fiery spider deaths. | ||||
| Waymun | The god of peaceful nights that always happen to someone else. | ||||
| Krish | The god of spider squashing. | ||||
| Grednalik | Goddess of Hurting Others Before the Rope Falls | ||||
| Zefanial | God of Stopping Temple Fires | ||||
| Jirthin | God of Bearded Faen Who Can't Get Enough Of Hearing Themselves Talk | ||||
| Derlaih | Goddess of Putting on Airs Even Though Your Stink Makes People Close Their Eyes | ||||
| Tiith | God of Fixing Broken Wagon Wheels | ||||
| Bofrenel | God of Wagon Accidents | ||||
| Gaevi | Goddess of Beautiful Outsides and Not So Beautiful Insides | ||||
| Shaivi | Goddess of Beautiful Insides and Not So Beautiful Outsides | ||||
| Naivi | Goddess of Beautiful Golden Pigtails | ||||
| Rauva | Goddess of Setting Fire to Evidence | ||||
| Gilter | God of Waking Up With Little Sleep | ||||
| Enuvalreti | god of too many god names, long rambling posts, and munchkins | ||||
| blinkblink | god of pimps | ||||
| joselvish | god of polished semi-precious stones | ||||
| harkai | god of party poopers | ||||
| limlf-gee | god of stubed toes and fighting with bed stands | ||||
| delumbet | god of eating fish eyes and other psudo strange faire. | ||||
| gretle | god of ladies with beards | ||||
| Tuthon | Goddess of Chickens | ||||
| Gruthon | God of Chickens with Rashes | ||||
| Lukect | God of Weasels | ||||
| Gumal | God of Disappearing into Trees | ||||
| Duraem | God of Disappearing into Fires | ||||
| Tutong | God of Justice and Even-Handedness | ||||
| Toombah | God of Good Dragons and Wind | ||||
| Thanton | God of Believing in Not Believing in Gods | ||||
| Kilshalee | Goddess of Unlikely Concepts | ||||
| Kirsentaa | God of Likely Concepts | ||||
| Gramshalak | God of Not Remembering God's Names | ||||
| Rulathan | God of Dust Generated by Pan Dishes | ||||
| Crysalito | the god that calls one to the chrysalis | ||||
| Bonitala | the goddess of beautiful women | ||||
| Camalo | the god of beds | ||||
| Shrubola | the goddess of burning bushes | ||||
| Padlocka | the god that gives one the stamina to continue searching for traps when the party is trying to rush you through the dungeon >: | ||||
| Obstructix | the god who puts distractions in one's path while traveling. These distractions are usually beneficial and should be explored even though one's party members are trying to hurry you along. | ||||
| Neendy Furryfeet | The feet that launched a thousand ships. | ||||
| Jaques | God Who Helps Faen Remember Other Gods. | ||||
| Tyde | Goddess of Mudballs | ||||
| Tydewithbleech | Goddess of Heightened Mudballs | ||||
| The god of fateful birthdays. | |||||
| The child-goddess that puts stones in your sandals. | |||||
| The god of escaping a grapple between two mimics without losing a wing. | |||||
| The goddess of it's-too-bad-they-can't-fly. | |||||
| The god you pissed off that made you a giant lightning rod (yes that was deliberate). | |||||
| The goddess of I'm-so-glad-I'm-bigger-than-a-bat's-mouth. | |||||
| Mumvum | God of things that weren't always bigger than you, but are now that you're a spryte. | ||||
| Chomvum | God of things that wouldn't have always tried to eat you, but will now that you're a spryte | ||||
| Bitty | Goddess of creatures even smaller than sprites | ||||
| Shakala | Goddess of the sandwitch | ||||
| Shakala-Ur | Goddess of puns related to the words "witch" and "sandwitch" | ||||
| Glugalina | Goddess of liquer containers bigger than you are | ||||
| (lip-smacking sound, traditionally transcribed as "Pkk!") | Goddess of food prepared by non-Faen that's actually pretty good to eat | | ||||
| Meh | Goddess of all the other food prepared by non-Faen | ||||
| Boom | Patron goddess of the sorcerous blast (often prayed to for mercy in the event of magical ambush) | ||||
| Blamoh | Boom's big sister (associated with higher level spells) | ||||
| Kafrik'inblooey | Grandaddy of Boom and Blamoh | ||||
| The Quintet of Questionable Decisions | Presides over Faen who suddenly do somewhat unwise things (none are mutually exclusive; it is quite easy to call the attention of all five at once) | ||||
| -Mrble | God of the ones who were slightly drunk | ||||
| -Iesaidwha | God of the ones who were accepting a dare or lost a bet | ||||
| -Woot | God of the ones who are just crazy | ||||
| -Fizzaz | God of the ones who were showing off to an attractive stranger | ||||
| -Iktiche | God of the ones who thought it sounded like a good idea at the time | ||||
| The Trinity of Abject Stupidity | Presides over Faen who suddenly do very unwise things (none are mutually exclusive, nor are |-
the Quintet and the Trinity; it is quite possible to be visited by all eight in one brilliantly illconsidered moment) || | ||||
| -Frillimblee | God of the ones who were in love | ||||
| -Mmblegrble | God of the ones who were extremely drunk | ||||
| -Huh | God of the ones who had absolutely no idea what was going on, honest | ||||
| Kilp | Goddess of water-elemental attacks and pickles |
